Champions League Observations, Part II: Stressful Shebrahimovic Shenanigans
Regrettably, Drew, we did notice the ‘do. What kind of uglyitis fashion abomination was that? We also picked up on Francesco Acerbi’s ‘I’m sad in a butterfly sit’ sulking, Vito Mannone going down on...
View ArticleWeekend Results: Jumpin’& Slumpin’
Images: Action Images, Shaun Botterill/Getty Images. A lot can be blamed on Cristiano. Like uncontrollable laughter, learning new dance moves, and the superficial importance of matching your Gucci hat...
View ArticleMidweek Results: The Wetter, The Better
Images: AP Photo/Luigi Vasini; Getty Images Europe. It’s not classy to have genuine, red-faced, vein-throbbing rows about football, which is why we’re usually happy to roll about in drenched-in-rain...
View ArticleAndre Santos: There’s A Time & A Place For Shirt Stalking
Hey lads, did the connoisseur of dirty laundry teach you nothing? Image: Getty Images. Andre Santos acted like an overly aggressive shirt swapping beaver, it was widely reported after halftime in...
View ArticleWeekend Results: New Day, Same Complex
Image: Eric Christian Smith/Getty Images North America. Usually we lean towards a ‘multitasking’ approach to the weekend matches; the tendency towards exhibition football by the bigger clubs allowing...
View ArticleRod Stewart: Let’s Tear It For The Bhoys
Related: Celtic beating Barcelona made Rod Stewart cry.
View ArticleZlatan Ibrahimovic: How Do You Like Him Now?
ICYMI: Zlatan doesn’t do trials. ICYMI, II: Watch Shebra’s amazing goal from yesterday’s 4-2 friendly win over England.
View ArticleChampions League Observations: Revelling In Muscle Group Glory
As you can see by this rather stacked six pack, Ezequiel Garay was happy. He and his Benfica buddies crushed the hearts of Celtic and the dreams of Rod Stewart by a score of 2-1. We were equally...
View ArticleWeekend Results: On Bended Knees
More of this is right this way, everybody. Harry Redknapp returned to club coaching duties at QPR, Rafa Benitez was met with an emphatic few minutes of straight boos from the Blues’ fans and we fancied...
View ArticleWeekend Results: Great Balls Of Fire
Michu is somewhere under his Swansea team-mates, we think. Image: Action Images. Hope everyone has recovered from the madness that was this weekend! We personally are in serious need of some vitamins...
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